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Abandoned driving's kick -ass.

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I'm gonna throw rocks at the snack bar.

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This is gonna be cool.

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Where is it?

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I thought it was right here.

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Maybe they moved the abandoned driving
somewhere else.

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Yeah.

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Let's go talk to these people.

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Yeah, really.

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Yeah, get to the bottom of this.

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Now listen to me very carefully. I have
restarted it five times. It doesn't

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work. Yes, I understand your
frustration.

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Did you hear me? Please unplug your
desktop computer.

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It's not a desktop.

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Hey,

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where's the abandoned drive -in?

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Did you move it?

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Yes, I am sorry. I have only been
working here for a short distance.

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Yes, you need to put headset on.

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We have many colors on hold, and we are
behind.

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You're a behind.

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Yeah, you're all behind.

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All of you.

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Start driving. Yes, yes, we are. Please,
sit down.

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Okay.

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Cool.

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Let's try to get porn.

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Yeah, yeah, really.

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I may take your order.

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Uh... Hello?

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Cool. Good afternoon.

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My name is Hamid.

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How is the weather in Biloxi? Come on,
man. I've been on the phone for half an

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hour. This should be resolved by now.
Yes, sir. I understand your frustration.

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This is horrible. I can't stand it.
Yeah, I just want to know how to turn

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autocomplete when I type in my password.
I understand your frustration.

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Did you unplug your computer, ma 'am?
No. What does that have to do with

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anything? I'm sorry, I've only been
working here a short distance.

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How was the weather in Biloxi?

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How the hell should I know? I live in
Cleveland.

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I understand your frustration.

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That's cool.

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I tried that, and it still didn't work,
and I tried it again, but, you know, I

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still keep getting the same error thing,
and it's really not... Do people ever

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tell you you sound boring on the phone?

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Can you, like... Shut up. And tell me
how to get this computer to show porn.

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What? You've got to be kidding me.
Where's your supervisor?

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Please, just tell me. How do you turn
off the freaking autocomplete feature?

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Because every time I try to sign under
the freaking internet... Do you have any

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matches?

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Try setting it on fire.

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I want your name right now. My name is
Hamid.

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Spill that!

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Okay.

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Hamid.

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Hamid.

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Have you tried kicking it?

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Kick it? I don't get it. Kick it harder.

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Harder. Sir, do you see what they are
saying? Yes, I do. And if you want to

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ahead here, you just listen to these
guys.

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See, Hamid, our goal is to help the
customers, of course.

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But if we're on the phone too long, we
don't make any money.

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We go out of business, and then what
will the customers do?

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I am Hamid.

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I am Chinese.

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Do not hang up on me. See that?

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Keep up the good work, fellas.

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Ma 'am, could you, like, say trackball
again?

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Trackball.

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Hello, sir.

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Did you try to unplug your...

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I mean, do you have any matches? That
would be cool.

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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
drifting through the wind, wanting

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to start again?

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You know, I gotta say, I kind of like
this song.

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Okay,

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Beaver? Yeah.

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Sometimes, if I'm not feeling too good
about myself, I like...

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Put this song on and then, like, put
some fireworks in my pants and, yeah, I

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start to feel better.

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Uh, do you like the fireworks?

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Well, yeah, yeah, I tried, but, um,
every time I put the lighter down there

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my pants, it just goes out.

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I need longer fuses or something.

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Like a longer lighter.

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You're a dumbass, Beavis.

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You don't have to feel like the way to
stay.

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My guidance counselor said that same
thing, you know? That I don't have to

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like a waste of space.

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But when Katy Perry says it, and she has
fireworks coming out of her boobs, it

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kind of gives me a special feeling, you
know what I'm saying?

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Yeah, except Katy Perry's not talking
about you, Beavis.

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She's talking about that dove model by
the pool.

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You are a waste of space.

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Shut up, buddy.

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You're more like that part of the song
before where she's talking about the

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plastic bag floating around, but like if
it floated into a trash can and then a

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bunch of stinky homeless dudes peed all
over it. Shut up, butthead.

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You're not a firework.

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Damn it, butthead. Shut up.

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I am a firework.

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Damn it, leave us.

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I'm an M -80.

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Uh -huh.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, well, you know, it's tough being a
single mom, you know.

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Hey, guys.

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This guy, he say Microsoft.

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It's funny, right?

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Microsoft.

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Not bad, Hamid.

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You're getting better.

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Keep up the good work.

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Thank God. Please, I need help. We're
having some serious problems down here

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the power plant. How do I...

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in safe mode.

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This guy, he say, safe mode.

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You see?

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That's not funny, Hamid.

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Yeah, if he doesn't have anything funny
to say, hang up on him.

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You know what is funny? Tell him to type
I -C -U -P.

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That would be cool.

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Sir, please type I -C -U -P.

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That would be cool.

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Really? Okay. I -C...

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You pee.

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Oh, wait, that's worse. Now I can't even
get to the safe mode screen. Tell him

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to butt plug his computer.

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And unplug your computer.

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I don't even know if I can unplug.
That's not what I said.

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It's pronounced butt plug.

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Whoa.

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Lonely, nasty housewives.

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Whoa, hey, let me see. Let me see.

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I don't know about this, but it's
unplugged. What the?

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Hey, damn it, it's broken.

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And I almost had porn.

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Damn it.

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I want to see nasty housewives.

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Now. Yeah.

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I'm going to go get this thing fixed.

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He said power drain.

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That's not funny. This isn't really
working out, Hamid.

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Yeah. But I am trying.

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I understand your frustration.

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You guys are looting that place.

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Let's get stuff before it's all gone.

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Whoa. Cool.

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Yeah, yeah. You know, Beavis, this place
used to be cool. Then it sucked when

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they put the office there. But now it's
cool again.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's nice to see.

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